This Could Be a Job For Mulder and Scully

Totally Unrelated…

December 3, 2008

… stuff.

1. A Simpson’s original expression is now officially included in the dictionary. It’s not D’oh! but rather the more fun… Meh. ie, to express disinterest. Yay.

2. Recently went toy roundsing and pulled Smoketh along. Didn’t buy anything, but Smoketh bought… Boggle. She berated herself for her compulsive buying. I berated her for not buying Super Boggle instead. Hours of fun then followed.

3. Recently had a rummage sale in PGH as a fund raiser for the patients. Things we never thought anyone would donate… or buy: A pair of sunglasses with only one lens on with the other just a vacant rim; a toilet seat; a savagely torn T-shirt; pirated VCD’s of some F-movie. The only thing no one ever bought: unlabelled old VHS tapes. Even after we chimed in the background subliminally: “Porn! Porn!!!” no one bought them. Of course they weren’t porn. Or were they.

4. An overzealous bantay pulled me to his grandmother’s toilet to show me what her poop looks like, and I failed to come up with an excuse fast enough not to look. So went to the toilet and grandma was still there, pooping in real time. Before I could even say “let’s wait until she’s done”, grandma lifted half her butt to showcase the cesspool.

5. The best way to avoid alcohol is to pretend you’re too drunk in the brink of a seizure attack. In the recently concluded team building alcohol binging became the theme of the night and it just so happened that i was having some dyspepsic attack… or nocturnal epigastric cancer pain. Jeddy was passing around some alcohol while sticking a knife at everyone’s belly, but just one gulp would send me hurling. So i danced a seize dance. To further the pretense I draped my arms violently on the shoulders of 2 very sleepy residents and screamed, “Heeeey, having fuuuuuun?!!!”

Entry Filed under: Uncategorized. .