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Purple Mutant Ray of Death! Of Death!!!

December 3, 2008

I had this angel of death sort of thing when I was an intern, when some supposedly stable patient would just die whenever I was in close proximity with them. I have warded this angel of death sort of thing off through the years, after a prolonged spiritual introspection along the mountains of Banahaw (or not). Or so I thought. Because for three straight days someone just happened to die as I was passing by their bed. Two days ago I was walking along the corridor with my breakfast in a supot when the patiet on the bed I’ve just passed by convulsed and died at that very moment. Yesterday I got a better hit: I stopped by to talk to someone and the patient on the bed exactly where I stopped died on the spot. And this morning, blablabla. It would have been a total coincidence, except for the fact that I happened to be the only resident (vomit!!!) in range. And for the record, I ininitiated CPR and ACLS and all that crap in all of them, and I failed to revive any of them. I find this very interesting, because I really do think I’ve been emitting some sort of purple mutant ray of death from my thallamus (because I’ve already used amygdala in the last entry) the past few days. Because I’ve just remembered this very annoying, very evil, very abhorrent person who’ve crossed me a few weeks ago, whom I haven’t seen since that encounter. In a few days we are slated to meet again. Calling the purple mutant ray of death!!!

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