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Agape

December 1, 2008

Was walking along the hospital corridors when a med student accosted me, “Hey, weren’t you the one who wrote Agape in Waywaya???”

Gears started turning in my head as I tried to process this tidbit of information and tried to recall what the heck he was talking about, and from deep in my amygdala (or something) shrieked out a disgusted “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”. Well not really, but I vomited on the floor in disgust. Well… not really, I just stood there as that embarrassing thing of the past came back and assaulted me.

“Waywaya, remember?” med student asked. “It’s the literary thing in UP Manila, you wrote it six years ago. It’s so… laswa. As malaswa as I am as a person I found your story malaswa, like for instance when the girl had to…”

“Ha-ha-ha,” I said. Said, not laughed. “That was years and years ago.”

Just to get it out of the way Agape is about this very horny dude whose guilt over masturbating never waned through the years, which only worsened as he grew older and had genuine sexual relations. In his head he would imagine an angel doing something nasty to flagellate him whenever he would… er… cum, so he tried to end it all when he was 24 years old. The less said about the nasty, sensational details the better.

“Ha-ha-ha,” I said again to fill the silence. I remember that when I wrote it I sent a copy to Therese who always reads my stories first. Therese writes huge amounts of comments on the stories, which are far more interesting and funnier than the stories themselves. She was definitely disgusted at this one, of course, being the president of the Christian organization called… Agape.

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