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Perfect English Speaking Dude

November 26, 2008

As i type Smoketh is talking about the date she has just finished 15 minutes ago. This puts a dent on my plans to breed her with Grass. Smoketh and Grass are destined together, and I foresee 7 babies in the future, all smoking grass at birth. However, Smoketh has just finished a date with Perfect English Speaking Dude. Perfect English Speaking Dude is a counselor/english instructor online, has an interesting family background, he went to 5 colleges, the last one being Ateneo. Prior to eating dinner Smoketh toured PESD in PGH, saying stuff like “This is the ER, this is the ward, etc.” to which PESD said, “What’s… the most romantic thing about your job?” The two of them had desert in Cerealicious, which is quite annoying as I almost went to Cerealicious and would have caught them giggling and giving each other kilig. Smoketh has just asked me if she should text PESD some thank you whatever, which i said is ill-advised as post-date messages tend to resonate with post-coital gratitude. Make your move, Grass, bring her flowers, bring her weed, bring her meth, because Perfect English Speaking Dude is bent on… raising a family, and bringing such family to Kenya to distribute canned goods.

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