This Could Be a Job For Mulder and Scully

Hello, George Michaels of Glorietta!

November 7, 2008

For some reason I always seem to be walking in on a porn shooting in progress. You’ve probably read about my misadventure with the toweled guy who can beat me to a pulp, and this called to mind another porn movie in progress a few months back. And of all places, Glorietta 4. Hear that, authorities and morality police? Glorietta 4, specifically, the restroom in Food Choices, the one near Bizu. Maybe because I was there so early at around ten am so the performers felt more at home, but as I was checking my teeth I noted in the mirror that the two guys peeing behind me were checking each other’s cocks out. And they started… (I’m still quickly deciding if this blog entry is GP, R-rated, or X… okay maybe X)… they started… they started… jerking off. Themselves. Themselves, okay, not each other, you lewd, lewd people. So how did you know they were jerking off, you ask? You are absolutely right, I can’t be totally sure. Maybe they were just having a synchronized simple partial seizure of the right forearm.

One of the dudes was in a corporate attire, and I can only imagine what stuff were in his attaché case. The other one was in a baby tee. Maybe this is some sort of a new quickie business transaction that is not as messy, and one you can do on your cigarette break.

But this is not hardcore enough. Next time I want to walk in on a genuine snuff movie.

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